Florida Now the Gunniest State in America

Terrific news! Florida is about to be the first state in the US of A to hit a million residents with concealed carry permits. (Fun fact: “the majority, 243,505, are between the ages of 51 and 65.” And 80% are male.) Now, Florida, the fourth most populous state, has 19 million people. So it’s not like EVERY dude has a gun. Just the ones who’ll get out of their car all mad after they rear-end you.