Unibrow Trademarked

“I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it. Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”
 — Anthony Davis, who is pretty much certain to be the number one pick in Thursday’s NBA draft, “trademarked the phrases ‘Fear The Brow’ and ‘Raise The Brow’ earlier this month.” [Via]