Penisless Spiders, Hip-hop Artists Fight Over Women

“The eunuch males are better fighters because they are lighter and they have an increased endurance. They try to prevent the other males from mating with the female.”
 — National University of Singapore arachnologist Daiqin Li discusses his findings that male spiders castrate themselves after sex with females in order to better fight off rival suiters. This contradicts the recent findings of Matjaz Kuntner of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences. (And makes me a little worried about the lengths the two competing professors might go to in defense of their theories.) Also, last night at the Manhattan Club The Greenhouse, Chris Brown sent a bottle of champagne to a table where Drake and his pals were sitting, apparently to let him know that he had no hard feelings about the fact that Drake has been seeing his former girlfriend Rihanna. Drake reportedly sent a note back that said, “I’m fucking the love of your life, deal with it.” Then they got in a fist fight during which Chris Brown was hit in the face with a bottle.