Name Any Conceivable Rationale Against Letting the KKK Adopt a Highway

All I can really see is upside here. For starters, you get a cleaner “one-mile stretch of Route 515 in the Appalachian Mountains near the North Carolina border,” which White Jesus knows we all want. Then also, we all know where the KKK will be on Saturday mornings, which is handy in itself. And it’s also like a living museum: “See, we’re not crazy! There are white power terrorist outfits that are so organized that they have time to clean highways!” The only naysayers are like, “What’s next, we let Nazis and the Taliban clean up trash on the side of the road?” Uh hello, where else would you want a Nazi but close to high-speed traffic?