Mike "Just One Donut" Bloomberg Will Outlive Us All

“I love a Dunkin’ Donut.” — Mayor @MikeBloomberg

— Mike Grynbaum (@grynbaum) June 15, 2012

Mm, it’s Friday mornings on the radio with our wacky Mayor Mike.

But he says to only have one!

— Mike Grynbaum (@grynbaum) June 15, 2012

Don’t you ever wonder how and when Mike Bloomberg’s going to die? I mean not in a hateful way! Just like: he’s an extremely good-looking 70-year-old! He looks as fit and plastic as one of those tiny horses! I wonder if he will outlive us all. Of course, Ed Koch is 87 and has treated his body like a garbage can and he’s still out and about complaining about everything. You just never know. Anyway, how many years do you want to trade off: would you not have a second donut ever, in exchange for another three weeks of life? It’s a real question. And is that really life?