Guy Should Probably Just Steer Clear Of Fences

“Everything is a bit of a blur. The paramedics arrived and pumped me full of drugs so I couldn’t feel anything. I wasn’t even aware that they had set me on fire trying to get me off the fence. The funny thing is that I did do something similar when I was five. I was leaning against some railings near my home in order to get a better look at the nearby trainline and I just slipped. That time I was able to free myself and I went home and told my mum that I had hurt my arm. When she looked, there was a perfect hole in my armpit. I suppose I should have learned my lesson then. It’s pretty embarrassing.”
 — Man impaled on iron railings for the second time tells all.