Flag-Waving Chicken Victim Of Robbery Most... Ugh, Okay, Fine, Robbery Most Fowl

“I have a feeling this is going to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience and I’m going to be looking back on this in thirty years laughing still,” says a man dressed in a chicken suit who had an American flag stolen from him as he celebrated the reopening of a Boston Market restaurant. The level of pathos here is just impossible to deal with.