'Beyond Gonorrhea' Would Be A Good Name For A Band

“But gonorrhea isn’t the only bug that’s outsmarting antibiotics. For example, certain strains of E. coli, a bacterium commonly linked to food-borne illnesses, have become resistant to common treatments. The World Health Organization has reported that 440,000 cases of multidrug-resistant tuberculosis, a form of TB resistant to two key drug treatments, develop each year and cause at least 150,000 deaths. A rarer and more resistant TB strain, called extensively drug-resistant TB, has been found in 64 countries, according to the WHO, which notes the capacity of bugs to spread across the globe.”
 — This article includes a guide on how to avoid drug-resistant bugs, but I think we all know that there’s no hope. You might as well go out and get that gonorrhea before it gets you.