Better To Have Your Shoe Licked Than Your Face Chewed Off

“Ybor City was built on the cigar business in the late 19th century and is still a place where you have many options for buying a cigar until midnight on a Saturday. In other ways it has a highly evolved party atmosphere. The drinks are poured longer, the music is louder, and the Ybor City shoe licker — a young, creepily affectless man who only wants to taste your soles — haunts the strip.”
 — Normally, learning about something like the Ybor City shoe licker would totally gross me out

. But following all last week’s cannibalism news, this seems almost appetizing. (No, it still totally grosses me out. Press play at your own risk.)