The Tiny Drunk Machine
“A new gadget is designed to get people drunk INSTANTLY. The makers claim, however, that the ‘harm’ is limited, because you sober up equally rapidly. The alcohol is delivered via an aerosol spray, so people feel briefly drunk, then sober up. But however quickly people might recover, drunkenness can lead to accidents — and it’s also unclear how the device could be misused by alcoholics.”
— Um, can we really not figure out how this could be misused by alcoholics?