"Now you have a chance to buy a chicken nugget shaped like a cowboy boot"

“Sgt. Dennis Coleman bought the nugget Sunday at the Dion’s Quikmart at 63rd Street and U.S. 1 in Marathon. He says ‘I was about to start eating when I noticed one of the nuggets resembled a cowboy boot.’ So his first thought was preserving the nugget and putting it on eBay. Minimum bid is $5.”
 — Thank God we have newspapers.