"Men compete to be in 2013 Firefighters Calendar"

A local paper presents a photogallery headlined “Men compete to be in 2013 Firefighters Calendar.” (I personally would have gone with “Shirtless firefighters compete to be in calendar,” but headlines are an art, not a science, am I right?) Anyway, do with it what you will. Pretty good stuff. Also this woman is awesomely hilarious.