Do Super-Intelligent Dinosaurs Roam Space? One Scientist Thinks So

“New scientific research raises the possibility that advanced versions of T. rex and other dinosaurs — monstrous creatures with the intelligence and cunning of humans — may be the life forms that evolved on other planets in the universe. ‘We would be better off not meeting them,’ concludes the study, which appears in the Journal of the American Chemical Society.”
 — Okay, scientists, now you’re just screwing with us. (This from a paper that is really about amino acids? Seems kind of a speculative ending? Just saying! Also pretty sure this was a TV show called “V” twice.)