What It Will Take To Get The Smiths Back Together

“We won’t be reforming this week. Maybe if the government stepped down. If this government stepped down, I’ll reform the band. How’s that? That’s a fair trade, isn’t it? I think the country would be better off, don’t you? I’ll do it if the coalition steps down.”
 — Johnny Marr has issued his ultimatum on a Smiths reunion. Here’s hoping British Prime Minister David Cameron is as big a fan of the band as he claims to be.