We Don't Have Much Time Before Insanely Catchy Teen Pop Number From Up North Destroys All Our Brains

I don’t know why, and I don’t WANT to know why, but the song “Call Me Maybe”? Which is like some CANADIAN song? From last year? It’s BURNING UP the Twitters and Tumblrs and Whatevrs of people who should know much better. If you have somehow thus far escaped it, I implore you to avoid it no matter what you must go through to so do. There’s still hope for you. Unlike me, who will soon be zombified and humming it all the time. Remember me! Call me, maybe? GAH.