The Five Nuttiest Things Mike Bloomberg Said Today So Far

“I live in one place” says @MikeBloomberg, who owns homes in London, Bermuda, Vail, Westchester, Hamptons, and Upper East Side.

— Mike Grynbaum (@grynbaum) March 30, 2012

Big day for Mayor Mike, shooting his mouth and/or foot off. Charming or wacky? Scary or fun? It’s so hard to decide with him.

“Kids are carrying fewer guns beause they know the risk of getting stopped & frisked is greater,” @MikeBloomberg says.

— Kate Taylor (@katetaylornyt) March 30, 2012

.@MikeBloomberg calls NYPD “poster child for best police department in the world.” Adds: “This is the NFL.”

— Mike Grynbaum (@grynbaum) March 30, 2012

.@MikeBloomberg says there’s a “misconception” that Singapore is a dictatorship. “It’s a real democracy,” he says.

— Kate Taylor (@katetaylornyt) March 30, 2012

Re living wage, mayor says Soviet Union mandated wages & it didn’t work. “They should go back & read history,” he says of @NYCCouncil

— Kate Taylor (@katetaylornyt) March 30, 2012