Only Fools And Horsegate
You had to know that once the British finally brought back a toff Prime Minister one of his eventual scandals would be called “Horsegate.” It’s just so upper class. Anyway: “David Cameron has been accused of not being straight about his close links with News International after he finally admitted riding Rebekah Brooks’s ex-police horse.” That is a sentence, yes. In related Knifecrime Island equine news: Is this Britain’s tallest horse? Sure, why the hell not.