Hobbit Island Inexplicably Distressed By Nasty Foodstuff Shortage

There is some truly tragic news out of Decaffeinated Australia: “An announcement by New Zealand’s leading manufacturer of the black sandwich spread, Marmite, has sparked ‘marmageddon’ fears among Kiwis. Food company Sanitarium said on its website that supplies “are starting to run out nationwide” after ‘our Christchurch factory was closed due to earthquake damage’. Even Prime Minister John Key said he is rationing his personal supply.” EVEN THE PRIME MINISTER WILL NOT BE SPARED. I don’t know what the people of New Zealand are going to do, except probably eat something less foul and vile.