Urineness Acknowledged

“Now we have Ryan Braun’s experience with the ‘system,’ and nobody can be surprised that his urine was badly handled. And, by the way, let’s stop calling it ‘the sample,’ too, OK? That’s misdirection by euphemism, and it works to hide the personal violation that mandatory drug testing truly is. Ryan Braun had to give baseball some urine, and the baseball official tasked with handling Ryan Braun’s urine kept Ryan Braun’s urine in his freezer for 44 hours, which is a long time to keep someone else’s urine, to my way of thinking.”