What To Do After You Barf at Per Se

“Per Se actually has a list of people who aren’t allowed to go back. There’s a range of behavior that’s appropriate. We can accommodate wacky people, and for the most part, 95 percent of the guests are well behaved. Then you have the couple that goes and has sex in the bathroom — that happens quite a lot. You have people who throw up — they throw up a lot. There was one woman — it was a VIP tasting menu, I remember this: She just threw up on the table, in the middle of an extended tasting menu. They cleaned it up, and she ‘boot-and-rallied.’ She finished the meal.”
 — Now you know what to do when your worst fear comes to pass and you barf right at the table at Per Se.