The Workout Pill

“A new drug that could provide new treatment for a range of obesity related disorders without a need to hit the gym has been developed by scientists. Researchers claim to have created the pill, which they claim provides all the same benefits of exercising without the exertion.” There are the usual caveats about how the pill is not meant to replace exercise, but hahaha yeah right. The last time you’re going to see me exert myself is when I open the top of the bottle. Then it’s off to the couch for a leisurely day of “working out.”