Oh No, a Child Molester Moved in Next Door!

When a kiddy-fiddler commandeers your cul-de-sac: “C. has a problem perhaps too serious to be called a quandary. A few months ago, she says, her family received a flier from the local sheriff. A registered sex offender was moving to her street of small, single-family homes. Hers is a long street, though, and she expected the offender to be some distance away and easily avoidable. Instead, he bought the house next door.” What to do, what to do? The answer is simple, really: just move to Manhattan.