Dartmouth's "Omelets Made of Vomit" May Not Exist :(

The Dartmouth fraternity hazing investigation has concluded, with all parties currently cleared, as the campus “hazing whistleblower” did not, according to the university, provide appropriate proof of events such as frat pledges being forced to “swim in a kiddie pool full of vomit” and oh so much more. (The whistleblower, as well, pled no contest to “charges of cocaine possession and witness tampering.”)