Bitches Inscrutable, Genius Confirms

Look, ladies, if scientist Stephen Hawking, whom we as a society have chosen to designate as the world’s smartest man — the guy who literally wrote the book called The Theory of Everything — admits that even a person in possession of his vast intellectual capabilities and comprehension of the systems that make our world run cannot understand women, how do you expect someone of my much more modest intelligence to figure out why the hell you’re crying? Get off my back.

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