I'm Not Drunk, I'm PROTECTING MY HEART DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON

“Not all red wines pack the same punch in the heart-helping stakes. University of Mississippi scientists studied 11 varieties and found Californian Pinot Noir and French Beaujolais contain up to three times more of the heart-boosting antioxidant resveratrol than other tipples.”
 — That is all you need to read about the subject, because it goes on to spout some nonsense about more than two glasses a day being bad or whatever, which is lies.