British Blood Is Mostly Alcohol Anyway

I actually don’t have a problem with this. Hospitals get badly-needed blood, and donors get free alcohol, which gets them drunk more quickly because they have less blood in them. It’s the very definition of win-win! Maybe I’m missing something: “A BOOZE company has been slammed after it was caught bribing students to give blood in return for free ALCOHOL. Cash-strapped teens flocked to a temporary blood bank in order to get their hands on free Turbo shandy — a potent mix of four per cent alcoholic lemonade and lager.” Oh, right, the shandy part is what seems objectionable.