Bear Thinks Cable Is Just Right

“On Wednesday, a Cablevision technician walked into a New Jersey home to find a sleeping bear in the basement…. The bear, which had been spotted wandering in the neighborhood earlier in the afternoon, escaped the home. New Jersey Fish and Game officials were called in, and at about 3 p.m., located the bear and tranquilized it. Police said it took some time for the large bear to go down.” I’m guessing it took between the hours of 3 to 8 PM. Hahaha, get it? Because that’s one of the ridiculous windows the cable people make you sit around your house waiting for them to come and there’s nothing to entertain you because you’ve got no cable and what are you gonna do, read a book? Yeah, right! Anyway, bear!