You'd Better Get Some Sleep Tonight Because Insomnia Will Kill You

Here’s another thing to worry about while you’re up all night tossing and turning because you can’t fall asleep because you’re worrying about stuff too much: Norwegian researchers recently found that “people who had trouble falling asleep had a 45 percent increased relative risk of heart attack” compared to people who didn’t have sleep problems. Oh, but also, scientists in Colorado have discovered the chemical secret to the healthy elasticity of python hearts, and have have had success in transferring it to lab mice. So in the future, we may prevent heart attacks by drinking the blood of giant snakes. If that helps you to relax.