Whiskey Useless

I’ve spent the better part of an hour trying to figure out what possible need there could be for non-alcoholic whiskey and the only thing I could come up with is a sad scenario involving an old man with severe liver damage and a deep mixture of melancholy and nostalgia that can only be soothed by something that at least reminds him of the days in which he could drink. Maybe he’s mourning a dead child or something. Anyway, that’s about the best I can do, which seems pretty implausible. Hopefully it’s just a prank. [Via]