Raekwon, Capone-N-Noreaga, "Chupacabra"

It’s nice when your favorite artists make a new thing and it seems like they’ve tapped into your thoughts and found out exactly what you would have wanted them to make and were like, “Hey, Dave, I know you and the other folks at The Awl really love the legendary chupacabra (the mysterious, cryptid vampire that terrorizes livestock). And even though we all know that there’s no way that the things actually exist, and it’s just that people get freaked out when they see a dog with a skin disease, and that the whole thing is just the result of some lady with a vivid imagination seeing Natasha Henstridge in Species in 1995, we love you, and we want to do everything we can to make you happy. So it says here that chupacabra is real, and it’s on that rah-rah.”