Teen Girl Busted With 1/3rd of Body Weight in Cocaine

“Detectives at Miami International Airport busted a London teen who they say was carrying nearly 30 pounds of cocaine — stuffed in 24 boxes of cake mix. Ayesha Olivia Niles, a waifish 5-foot-4, 105-pound student, had arrived in Miami on a night flight from Jamaica, two suitcases in tow. The teen claimed she did not know what the substance was but admitted ‘she suspected that the activity she was involved in was suspicious but she did not question it,’ according to the report.”
 — Oh, girl, what did those boys in Jamaica tell you?