Media Dont's For The Holidays

“On no account are you to publish that execrable article on the estimated cost of the gifts ion ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas.’ Whoever gets assigned to writ it every year patently did something very, very bad in a previous life. If you have been guilty of publishing that thing in the past, do not compound your sin.”
 — Here are some holiday cliches to avoid. The one about parodies of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is so very, very true. [Via]