Kate Bush, "Wild Man"

Predictably, because she is a seer and a mystic, Kate Bush has released her new single, which is about the existence of the Yeti, on the very same day that the government of the Russian coal mining region of Kemerovo has announced the discovery of “indisputable proof” of the existence of the Yeti. It’s also interesting that the talk-singing verses of Bush’s song, “Wild Man,” rhythmically echo those in the Pixies’ “Tame.” Although Bush seems to think that we humans will not bother trying to tame our giant, wooly, bipedal cousins once we catch one of them. “They want to know you,” she sings, warning the Yeti to run. “They will hunt you down/Then they will kill you.”

Back in 1977, Jonathan Richman foresaw similarly harsh treatment of Yeti upon its presumed discovery.

Seriously, Yetis, run. Run as fast as your two big feet can carry you!