Is It Going To Snow This Weekend?

Is It Going To Snow This Weekend?

You know, the first ten years of my life were a non-stop barrage of the word “potential,” and look at the sorry way I turned out. I wouldn’t worry too much about the snow just yet. We’re just gonna get stuck with rain and cold and darkness and the inexorable sense that life has been a series of missed opportunities and bad decisions and even though you know who you are it’s too late to do anything about it and soon — but not soon enough — you’ll be dead. I mean, there WILL be snow eventually. I think this winter’s actually going to be kind of brutal. It’s just not going to be this weekend. But I am confident in my forecast for gloom.