Fictional Ducks, In Order From Worst To Best

by Richard Morgan

36. Howard the Duck

35. Mallard Fillmore

34. The Aflac Duck

33. Mrs. Beakley

32. Webbigail Vanderquack

31. Quackula

30. Negaduck

29. Flintheart Glomgold

28. Wade the Duck

27. Kvack

26. Glittering Goldie

25. Daisy

24. Doofus Drake

23. Dewey

22. Louie

21. Huey

20. Herbert J. “Honker” Muddlefoot Jr.

19. Gosalyn Mallard (née Waddlemeyer)

18. Count Duckula

17. Deputy Duck

16. Drake Mallard aka Darkwing Duck

15. Bubba the Caveduck

14. Ferdinand the Duck

13. Emily Quackfaster aka Mrs. Featherby

12. Fenton Crackshell aka Gizmoduck

11. Gyro Gearloose

10. Donald

9. Ludwig Von Drake

8. Magica De Spell

7. Plucky

6. Baby “Down the Hooooole” Plucky

5. Launchpad McQuack

4. Daffy

3. Gooseberry Sprig

2. The Ugly Duckling

1. Scrooge McDuck

Richard Morgan has never understood why sitting ducks are deemed such easier targets than anything else that’s just sitting around.