A Cure For This Depressing Weather

It is cold and grey and dull out there and the rain soaks you through and leaves you uncomfortable once you finally get indoors. You feel the weight of it all settling into your shoulders, burrowing under you skin, filling you with a sadness so severe it makes Duane Reade at dusk seem like a surprise party where all the people you love have gathered to tell you how much you mean to them. I could try to cheer you up by telling you that the rest of the week won’t be too bad, but I think we all know that that’s not going to keep you from the current crushing despondency that the darkness of the day has brought about. So here’s something that will help.

We are only a little more than two months away from Christmas.

There, that whole weather thing doesn’t seem so bad now, does it? You’re welcome.