The "Try to Sit Like Impossible Mary Jane" Spiderman Contest

I am totally dying over this thread in which people are mocking the drawing of Spiderman’s Mary Jane. (Which, huh, I did not know Mary Jane was supposed to look like… that.) I believe it all started here, four days ago: “Pro tip for comic book artists: No human being alive sits like that as a way of relaxing. This is beyond ridiculous.” I’m trying right now!