The 33 Best Books Remaining on the Last Day of the Borders in the Time Warner Center

by Matthew Creamer

33. “Full Frontal Nudity: The Making of An Accidental Actor” by Harry Hamlin

32. “Dirty Sexy Politics” by Meghan McCain

31. “My Fair Succubi” by Jill Myles

30. “Sams Teach Yourself Foursquare in 10 Minutes” by Tris Hussey

29. “American Individualism” by Margaret Hoover

28. “Callous Disregard” by Andrew J. Wakefield. Foreword by Jenny McCarthy.

27. “Citizen U.S.A.: A 50 State Road Trip“ by Alexandra Pelosi

26. “Burning Up: On Tour With the Jonas Brothers” by Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas

25. “Barrons’s ASVAB: Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery”

24. “ASVAB: Power Practice”

23. “ASVAB for Dummies”

22. “ASVAB Core Review”

21. “Beirut, I Love You” by Zena el Khalil

20. “Familyhood” by Paul Reiser

19. “Roseannearchy” by Roseanne Barr

18. “Unshapely Things” by Mark del Franco

17. “Bog Men: A Murder Mystery” by Joyce Keller Walsh

16. “Al Borde Del Apocalipsis” por Tim LaHaye y Craig Parshall

15. “El Pasaje” por Justin Cronin

14. “Christmas at Candlebark Farm” by Michelle Douglas

13. “The Falcon Prince” by Karen Kelley

12. “Society’s Most Disreputable Gentleman: The Man Who Ruins Reputations” by Julia Justiss

11. “Coming Back Stronger” by Drew Brees

10. “Play Baseball the Ripken Way” by Cal Ripken Jr., Bill Ripken and Larry Burke

9. “In the Time of Bobby Cox” by Lang Whitaker

8. “Do the Right Thing” by Mike Huckabee (audio)

7. “Real Wifey on the Grind” by Meesha Mink (audio)

6. “The Curse: Cubs Win! Cubs Win!… Or Do They?” by Andy Van Slyke

5. “Managing Death” by Trent Jamieson

4. “Deadline!: The Book” by Paula Tutman

3. “Suck on this Year” by Denis Leary

2. “Gone” by Lisa McCann

1. “The Brave” by Nicholas Evans

Matthew Creamer has lost to IBM’s Watson, survived a chemical weapons incinerator, gotten to the bottom of an urban legend in Alabama, and made it in and out of both Cuba and NYU legally. He is an editor at large at Ad Age and can be found on Twitter.