Ten Trends Not Currently Trending On Twitter
1. Naming baby girls “Layla,” “Leila” or “Lila.”
2. Menus written in chalk on walls of restaurants
3. Conversations about how mosquitos seem to be around longer this year
4. INXS songs on the radio
6. Machines shaped like animals
7. Unironic usage of the word “pal”
8. Skirt steak
9. Police brutality
10. Incorrect predictions of rain
(Whoops. That last one sort of is.)