Oh, The Gay Divorces

The best part of the GET READY FOR GAY DIVORCE stories are the anecdotes, like this couple who shared “a love of fur coats and gold jewelry”: “The two are now in the messy process of untangling their lives — a web that has grown to include four purebred Rhodesian Ridgebacks, three houses, and one financially dependent parent.” (Instead of letting them get gay-divorced, couldn’t we just exile them to Antarctica? Won’t someone think of the Ridgebacks?) Anyway, gay divorce: pro or con? Totally pro, right?