Loser Brit Gays Allowed to Donate Blood

From the Dept. of Half Measures: “British health officials said Thursday that they would lift a ban on gay men donating blood, as long as their last sexual contact with another man was more than a year earlier.” Who would want your sad blood anyway, homo that can’t get any? I bet the line’s out the door at the blood bank. “Oh yeah, hi everyone, no one will get gay with me, but at least I can help some hemophiliac children.”