How To Kill A Fly

Because it appears to be fly season, and so many people have appealed to my expertise, let me share my foolproof method for disposing off these winged pests: Wait until the fly sets down somewhere for a spell and then spray it with Windex. (Or the housecleaning product of your choice, but I would suggest something with bad chemicals in it. The hippie stuff only stuns.) The fly doesn’t see it coming with its million creepy fly eyes, and then it’s ALL OVER. You’re welcome.