Fried Gum: The Latest Innovation In The Vital Deep-Fried Sector Of The American Economy

Say what you will about the death of manufacturing and the stagnation in wages that have ripped asunder the American dream: We are still beating the world in discovering new ways to insert cholesterol into our bodies. And once President Perry takes charge, the sky is the limit. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see deep-fried clouds! [Via]