Cholesterol Is Brain Tumor Food

“Brain tumours ‘feed’ off cholesterol, scientists have found. Just as some types of tumour are driven by hormones — such as certain breast cancers and prostate cancer — so the most common type of brain tumour is dependent on low-density liposome (LDL) cholesterol to thrive.” LDL cholesterol is the “bad cholesterol,” so makes sense. I can totally see those sonsofbitches hanging out together and plotting against me. “Good news, Tumey,” says LDL cholesterol, “he eats one more mozzarella stick and we can totally do that seizure we’ve been working on.” “Muhahahahaha.” Etc.