Actor Passes On Lousy Job

Despite the groundswell at the local level, the fierce urgency of now and the overwhelming feeling that this country is beset by so many crises and intractable issues that only someone of his stature, compassion and ability to bring us all together, to harness whatever good will remains in our selfish hearts, can mend our broken nation, George Timothy Clooney will not be running for president. So I guess we’ll have to find some other way to fix things.