What If You're the One with Really Terrible Taste?

You know, what if the Black Eyed Peas were a really good band? They are, after all, immensely popular! What if it’s just you? What if you’re just a stuck-up and joyless snob?

In any event, while you mull that, the recently canceled Black Eyed Peas concert in Central Park is back on, for September 30th, although the Times requests that you remember that delightful night in 1983, when “hundreds of concert goers were mauled” after Diana Ross’ show. That was back in an odd little moment when Diana Ross was sort of… Lady Gaga meets a black Kreayshawn? Important archival video documentation above!