"The Electric Radiance Of Los Angeles At Night"

As much as I hate Los Angeles — and, believe me, I go to bed each night praying for the city’s imminent destruction even as I beseech the Lord to have mercy on the benighted souls of those pathetic creatures trapped within its confines because of ignorance, delusion or the simple lack of courage or resources that would make any sane person flee in horror, never to return or even speak of one’s time there again were one able to make a safe escape — I have to admit, this is pretty cool.