Legendary Chupacabra Discovered In Wherever Prince Georges Is.

Legendary Chupacabra Discovered In Wherever Prince Georges Is. Delaware Or Something? One Of Those Mid-Atlantic States You Drive Through On Your Way To Somewhere Else. Yeah, I Think It’s Delaware.

“The legend of the so-called chupacabra started on June 1, when Prince Georges Hospital Center went smoke-free, forcing folks to come into the woods to have a cigarette.”
 — Smokers! Is there anything they can’t do? (Aside from walking up stairs without wheezing.)