What Would Princess Diana Be Doing If She Were Alive Today?

“I can see her in pale grey, maybe, with a wide-brimmed hat from under which that long, slow, slightly sarky smile would flicker momentarily in Camilla’s direction…. before coming back to rest once more on the young couple.”
 — Oh, thank God, now Julie Burchill is here to tell you what Princess Diana would be doing if she were alive today.