Mike Bloomberg Wins (Back) the Gays with June (Or You Know, JULY) 24th Marriages

“This is a historic moment for New York, a moment many couples have waited years and even decades to see, and we are not going to make them wait one day longer than they have to.”
 — You just can’t ever stay mad at Michael Bloomberg, because then he pulls one of these — opening up the city clerks’ offices on Sunday, July 24, the first day gay marriage is legal in New York State. (Servicey note: smart gays know you can apply online in advance.)